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Machete

Postby Sirus » Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:54 am

Machete.R5.LINE.XviD-TWiZTED
Original Movie Site: http://www.vivamachete.com/
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/
Trailer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/videogallery
Rating: 7.7/10 8,198 votes






Release Date:
26 November 2010 (UK)
Genre:
Action | Adventure | Crime | Thriller
Tagline:
He was given an offer he couldn't refuse..
The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you!

Three years ago in Mexico, determined Federale Machete is betrayed and set-up by his boss, resulting in his wife and child being murdered by drug kingpin Torrez. Now, in Texas, Machete resurfaces when hired to assassinate Senator McLaughlin, an extreme advocate against illegal immigration. Once again betrayed and set-up, Machete plots his revenge against the men who've wronged him with the help of resistance fighter Luz, ICE Agent Sartana, and the shotgun-toting Padre.


Danny Trejo ... Machete

Robert De Niro ... Senator McLaughlin

Jessica Alba ... Sartana

Steven Seagal ... Torrez

Michelle Rodriguez ... Luz

Jeff Fahey ... Booth

Cheech Marin ... Padr

Don Johnson ... Lt. Stillman

Shea Whigham ... Sniper

Lindsay Lohan ... April

Cheryl Chin ... Torrez Henchwoman

Daryl Sabara ... Julio

Gilbert Trejo ... Jorge

Ara Celi ... Reporter
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Re: Machete

Postby >Neo< » Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:07 pm

Epic film, watched it this morning, loads of violence and a few naked women as well lol typical Robert Rodriguez film :D
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Re: Machete

Postby Sie » Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:44 pm

tralier looks imense and i hear only good things lol, time to DL
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Re: Machete

Postby Sirus » Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:26 pm

tbh its pants

looks like its done on a budget of £5

dunno how they got the big names to appear on this
its a blood fest but the effects aint that good

strange movie
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Re: Machete

Postby kenitan » Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:25 am

damn i watched that, hmm this film is damn crazy. Got some moments, but for me is more like parody, some things are so brutal it makes them actually funny (that didn't sound right in english :P, but can't write that any other way) would gave it a note like 5 out of 10
"pad jest OK, ale mysz to jednak 360 stopni plynnego wpierdolu" :D

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